Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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