you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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