Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
