She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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