"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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