ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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