Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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