Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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