I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
