dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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