Dual....:-)
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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