they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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