I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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