Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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