i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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