there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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