Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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