a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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