I puked a lego.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
