that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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