That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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