I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The struggles of a small town man whore
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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