Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
farters have to be the big spoon...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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