is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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