hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
