I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize