He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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