She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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