no. you can't hotbox the world.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
How's work?
Spinning.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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