Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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