The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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