Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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