Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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