I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
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There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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