with your own penis?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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