How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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