Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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