forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Do you have feelings for this penis?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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