I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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