we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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