I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize