Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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