Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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