Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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