you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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