it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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