I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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