I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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