When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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