Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
