I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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