id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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Watching her eat just hurts me
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
When are your genitals available?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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