yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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