Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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